Quiz: Which River Rat Are You? - River Rat Brew Trail

Do you love craft beer, new places, and fresh faces? Well, the fun has just begun! Take our quiz to learn which river rat you are. Are you the mysterious Dreamy Rat or the IPA-loving Good Ol’ Rat? Or maybe you’re rat yet to be discovered! Check out the quiz and share your results with friends as you plan your next River Rat Brew Trail adventure.

Where do you like to drink?

At a BBQ. To you, nothing goes better with beer than a grill full of burgers and hotdogs.

At a restaurant. Pairing food with beer is just one of your many talents. Like juggling.

In your basement. Front row seats to all the big games.

At your usual. Being a regular has its perks.

The great outdoors. Where the only thing between the bear and your beer is your tent, and you’re proud of that.

At the bar. You prefer socializing and watching the game whilst snacking on bar pretzels.

On the couch. Your TV’s not going to watch itself.

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Who do you prefer to drink with?

With strangers. You get to tell all your favorite stories without getting any yawns.

Your family. They’ll buy you a cake and a beer on your birthday—usually.

Your gym buddies. You have to make sure they don’t overdo it on the calorie count.

Less distractions to take you away from distinguishing each individual flavor in your beer.

Your friends. Who else would you dare to try the super-spicy hot sauce?

With your craft brew friends. You can debate all night about which brewery makes the best beer.

Your significant other. Because your great jokes finally get the response they deserve.

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Choose a beer glass.

Goblet. You’re the center of attention and you love it. And you want people to know just how much you love the beer you’re drinking.

Pilsner glass. You like to get the most out of every sip, from aroma to flavor.

Beer mug. You like making group toasts without worrying about spilling some—there’s a lot more beer where that came from.

Beer bottle. The beer’s already in there.

64 oz. Growler. Beer on-the-go, just what you need on all of your journeys.

Beer stein. Old school just isn’t enough to describe you.

Red solo cup. You’re that sophisticated.

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How long does it take you to pick out a beer?

You ask for a recommendation and hope the server knows what they are talking about.

You always know exactly what you want without even looking at the menu.

By the end of the night you still have a row of sample glasses.

Whatever beer is discounted that night is what you are getting.

You order beer and they bring you beer.

It’s already in your hand.

You have to look at what beers they are serving online before you even get there.

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What are your favorite activities?

Shopping, photography, kite flying, and table tennis are your strong suits. You’re a jack of all trades and can even juggle.

Having a party. Beer, loud music, friends, food, and more beer is your recipe for a great night.

Swimming, kayaking, boating, fishing, and stone skipping. If it’s anything to do on the water, you’re the first one in.

Hiking, mountain biking, camping, and occasional woodworking. Self-reliance is what you pride yourself on most.

Sports, sports, and more sports. You’re the one that started the office flag football team.

Antiquing, cooking, reading, writing, painting, and yo-yoing. Your creative side is what gets you out of bed by noon.

Traveling for work, beer tasting, fine dining, shining your shoes, and adjusting your monocle. You’re a perfectionist and proud of it.

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What’s your go-to late night food?

Takeout Chinese. Even this late you can still use chopsticks like a pro.

Steak. The grill’s on all day, every day.

Microwave dinner. Who has time to cook their own food?

Pizza. Because it goes with anything—anytime, anywhere.

Breakfast. You know you’re going to skip it tomorrow, anyways.

Can of baked beans over an open fire.

Protein bar. Gotta have that energy.

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Choose your condiment.

Ketchup. It’s good on fries, mac and cheese, eggs, chicken fingers, and fish sticks. What other food do you need?

Ranch. To you, it’s more than just for baby carrots.

Maple syrup. You never know when you’ll need it.

Guacamole. You find uses for it that no one else would think of.

Bacon. Who says it’s not a condiment?

Protein powder. You want to be able to lift a house if you had to.

Hot sauce. If you can taste something without it burning your tongue, it’s not worth eating.

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The most important thing when buying beer?

It’s all about style, and not just your fashion sense.

Sharing is caring. If they don’t sell it by the case, your friends won’t believe you when you tell them how good it is.

The more exotic, the better. You like the thrill of trying new beers all the time.

You have to know who made it and their entire brewing process before even considering it.

Taste or nothing, beer included, is your philosophy.

“You paid how much for one beer?” is a question you often ask your friends.

How many calories it has. You don’t want your last workout to be for nothing.

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Quote that describes your relationship with beer.

“Homer no function beer well without.”—Homer Simpson

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”—Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”—Jack Nicholson

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”—Plato

“I work until beer o’clock.”—Stephen King

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”—Stephen Wright

"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.”—Billy Carter

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What’s your favorite Brewery on the River Rat Brew Trail?

Jackass Brewing Company—Lewisburg

The Inn at Turkey Hill—Bloomsburg

Covered Bridge Brewhaus—Shamokin

Rusty Rail Brewing Company—Mifflinburg

Marzoni’s Brick Oven & Brewing Co.—Selinsgrove

All of them, of course!

Old Forge Brewing Company—Danville

Berwick Brewing—Berwick

Marley’s Brewing & Grille—Bloomsburg

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